For the misguided and depraved in your midst, you can now order my debut, full-length book. It comes with the only appropriate wrapping. It’s about a psycho who does fucked up things with hammers and duct tape, so you know it’s good. Eternally warp your mind. £5 (plus P+P) available on Ebay. Email for details: gary.d.morton@hotmail.co.uk. Thank you. GDM x